(Source: theknownunknown)

// Yes.//

If you dump me because you “don’t want a girlfriend”, i do in fact legitimately expect you to be celibate for the rest of your life. If you’re not then it will be taken as a personal slight against me and i deem it fair to get to punch you in the fucking throat.

I see no problem with this logic, because i’m right.

If you disagree, please feel free to enjoy your punch in the throat. 

(Source: allyangel)

// oh god//

blatantly just walked in on my sister masturbating.
 

(Source: allyangel)

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// My process for fighting with a guy…//

ikilledshakespeare:

I GET PISSED OFF BUT STAY QUIET TO NOT MAKE A SCENE

THEN WHEN WE ARE FINALLY ALONE IT’S LIKE

AND IF HE THINKS HE CAN BEAT ME AT THIS HE’S DEAD WRONG

SO I’LL GO AT IT UNTIL I KNOW HE’S HAD ENOUGH

AND THEN I’M LIKE

5 MINUTES LATER …

10 MINUTES LATER … I CHECK ON HIM AND SEE HE’S MAD …

ANGRY MEN ARE HOT…

SO YOU CAN GUESS WHAT HAPPENS NEXT 

AND WHEN IT’S ALL OVER

this!

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